Full Metal Jacket

If Dr. Strangelove is the Aristophanes or Voltaire or Orwell, if Stanley Kubrick subverted its material with verbal wit and expressionistic foreplay, with Full Metal Jacket he blows his narrative load with the satirical equivalent of one of John T. Chick’s Christian tracts that people leave on bus seats disguised as money. It’s a film whose un-tempered acidity towards masculine hero types reads like the very bumper sticker philosophy it decries in every foul-tasting second of undeveloped action and bullet fragments of narrative. “God has a hard-on for marines,” the drill sergeant says. Kubrick has one for ad-libs.

Full Metal Jacket has two halves. The first is an expose of fetishized masculine war fantasies via Gunnery Sergeant Hartman’s cloying rants on sex and racism. Its pervy sensuality takes hold and never lets go; Hartman even instructs his men to grab their rifles “for fighting” and grab their reproductive guns “for fun.” They have to name their rifles and grasp them in their bunks with a love poem for a prayer. Kubrick knows what he wants from this half and the performances sound off. "Heavy-handed" doesn't even begin to describe it.

Reportedly, real-life drill sergeant R. Lee Ermey was brought onto the production as an advisor before he was cast as Hartman and his 250 pages of improvised rants were incorporated into the final script in all their red-faced fuming glory. Ermey is the film’s decades-long aftertaste that makes you recall Full Metal Jacket with a loving sneer, forgetting that his part lasts only 40 minutes. Is it Kubrick’s failure or success that a real-life sergeant playing himself is his satire’s most memorable part?

Vincent D’Onofrio plays Pvt. Pyle, named for his chubby belly and clumsy grin. He’s a mama’s boy with dim lights in the attic who smiles through a shit-storm of insults, amused just to get the attention. But when Hartman turns the class against him, Pyle becomes a figure of shadowy vengeance, of repressed little boy rage rebelling against The Man. The film climaxes early at around 40 minutes. This segment alone would be a great commentative short on wartime phallacies. It's the part everyone who praises this film is talking about. But there’s another hour of embarrassing narrative dysfunction to go.

In it, soldiers skulk around re-enacting war movies in a Vietnam with a studio backlot look that inadequately suggests the aura of much better war films (remember in the history of this genre that Kubrick's film comes almost ten years after Apocalypse Now). Nonexistent character arcs are only exasperated by stagy battlefield commentary of over-rehearsed political shorthand. There's a lot of meaning in this movie, and it's shelled out by a bunch of dirty dudes just looking for a little “boom boom." Full Metal Jacket feels like a soundstage (ironically, since it was filmed cheaply on industrial locations), the one thing war crime drama can’t survive. A recurring prostitute is a tempting proposition, but Kubrick doesn’t know what to do with it except give tactile artists material for adult bumper stickers. There’s no payoff to any of this second hour, filled with the kind of blunt sermonizing that benefits greatly from not having seen too many movies. This movie is perfect for those movie clips channels on YouTube: its best parts can all be enjoyed separately.

But we know that Kubrick is capable of satire. Gen. Buck Turgidson didn’t need to moan over "Eskimo queef" before singing Happy Birthday to Jesus to get his point across in Dr. Strangelove. All he needed was a pratfall. War’s idiom went tumbling down with him. In Full Metal Jacket, Kubrick so nearsightedly approaches his target that he practically martyrizes the wrong belief. It's so out there that you almost get the sense that "this" way of doing war, and not war in general, is the problem under scrutiny.

It reads as a shortlist of all the problems with book-to-film adaptations. It has square monologues shoved in star-spangled holes. It has so few scenes with a sense of character that you could drop the script for the film’s second half, pick it back up in whatever order, and the disjunctive effect would be about the same. Private Joker (Matthew Modine) is the film’s through-line, as the only character featured in both halves, but we know little of him besides what we gather from the Peace button on his lapel counterpointed by the “Born to Kill” scrawl on his helmet. “I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man,” he says. This is helpful to know—I wasn’t under the impression he had thought it through that far.

I’m not sure Kubrick did either. Conversations in Full Metal Jacket are as cursory as the shootouts, which feel like cutting room scraps of every war film ever, filtered through some 7’o clock news bulletins circa 1966. Full Metal Jacket uses such media opinion to metastasize its anti-war buggery and it ends up being so reluctant to make a movie out of all its hashtagged beliefs that it never stops talking about itself for the entire second half. Apocalypse Now enunciated war through the image of the industrialized human spirit's roaring struggle for godlike power; All Quiet on the Western Front did it with the recurring image of a dirty boot. Kubrick can only approach this subject yelling about politics and dicks, never coalescing the screaming into banter or the banter into people. All we need is Jane Fonda straddling a Viet Cong cannon aimed at John Wayne’s head to make the point any clearer.

Wayne comes up a lot in Kubrick’s ode to the kind of anti-war reporting that during Vietnam turned into a full anti-soldier campaign. In it, pornography and rifle shooting clot together in a plot too scabbed over with non-events and non-scenes to make its point much better than a campaign button, from the film’s half-way break on. Paris Island promises the story in a rewarding context: the literalness feels like a purposeful play on what other people think is serious (Paul Verhoeven took the first half only and turned it into the entire film for Starship Troopers). Bootcamp contains all the film's best memories: the harsh litanies of love poetry sung to a man’s rifle, with Hartman lecturing his recruits on the demonstrative skill of a marine’s prowess using President-killers as examples. Tubby Pvt. Pyle is the film’s only development worthy of its celluloid. So what is Full Metal Jacket to do when he leaves the frame?  The acerbic hatred it has for humanity translates to a refusal to nurture its own development, like its characters are the children it never wanted. With that home life, how can we expect them to grow up better than they have, as narrative loafers and emotional underachievers?

I’m not saying every film has to be a hangout of crisp Americana via Rio Bravo, just as I'm not saying all reporting has to be. But these two halves of a nothing film show up miraculously often on lists of great films, as though politically bashing an easy target somehow gives it a pass on the most basic rules of engaging an audience and developing characters. I sometimes wonder what motivates us to assign such meaning here, whether it’s that much hatred of this war or that much love of Kubrick, because the great director himself only thinks he’s trying to suggest something with Full Metal Jacket, a film so reluctant to cohere that its best parts are improvised.


Image is a screenshot from the film.

Cast & Crew

Stanley Kubrick

Stanley Kubrick

Michael Herr

Gustav Hasford

Pvt./ Sgt. James "Joker" Davis Matthew Modine
Pvt. Leonard "Pyle" Lawrence Vincent D'Onofrio
Gunnery Sergeant Hartman R. Lee Ermey
Sgt. "Animal Mother" Adam Baldwin
Pvt./ Sgt. Robert "Cowboy" Evans Arliss Howard
Cpl. "Eightball" Dorian Harewood
Pvt. "Rafterman" Kevyn Major Howard

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